h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

(Source: ed-ingle)

(Source: d-e-a-d-ly)


“A friend bought me a plane ticket to Hawaii, which is where I got discovered and became an actor, so I guess this friend bought me a winning lottery ticket.”

A friend bought me a plane ticket to Hawaii, which is where I got discovered and became an actor, so I guess this friend bought me a winning lottery ticket.”

(Source: wintervell)

(Source: seinfeldtv)

Superman: I still can't believe they shot at me.
Batman: Clark, you're bulletproof
Superman: I HAVE FEELINGS, BRUCE

If you can make your significant other shake without even touching them…

you have reached a glorious sexual prime. 
soak that shit in. 

19-89:

omg

19-89:

omg

(Source: perfecttmess)

floorica:

can i have this please thanks xo

floorica:

can i have this please thanks xo

(Source: fotos-ms)

Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

nopantsnoproblemm:

kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

Accurate

(Source: i-remade-fffffuckkkkkkkkk)